President Dunce

I am saddened to see Rolling Stone magazine have a cover story about George Bush being the worst president in American history.

I hope Mr. Bush does not read Rolling Stone magazine. I also hope he does not read blogs like Crooks and Liars, which seem to have rather a dim view of his performance.

If the president ever gets to feeling down over the fact that two thirds of America thinks he is doing a terrible job, luckily there is a new medication, just put out by Pfizer, to prevent you from resonating with what's going on around you. The new med is called Sandvil and it replicates what you might feel if you were to put your head in the sand.

The next thing I'm going to do is send little George a few samples.