Give it your best shot

At a recent White House meeting, George Bush and ace sharpshooter Dick Cheney came up with a plan to retire Don Rumsfeld from his job as King of the Pentagon.

Dick will invite Don on a hunting trip.

The news headline will be, "Dick accidentally shoots Don in the head. Don to step down as Defense Secretary."

Dick will say, "That bright orange vest Don was wearing made him look like a pheasant."